My Give a Damn Retired Years Ago – Funny Birthday Card

Some people get older and wiser. Others simply get older and discover they no longer give a damn – and life is considerably more peaceful because of it.

My Give a Damn Retired Years Ago is a funny birthday card for that gloriously unbothered person in your life. Featuring one of our Funky Pigeons looking ridiculously cool in sunglasses, a leather jacket and gold chain against a colourful city sunset, this card is packed with attitude and grown-up humour.

Little details, including “Less Stress, More Yes” and “Same Bird, Different Priorities”, add to the joke and make this a card they'll want to look at before they've even opened it.

It's a great choice for a friend, partner, husband, wife, brother, sister, colleague or anyone who's reached the age where pleasing everyone else has finally dropped off the to-do list. It works especially well for milestone birthdays and those who insist they're not getting old; they're simply becoming more selective about what deserves their attention.

Part of our Funky Pigeons Collection, a range of funny illustrated greeting cards celebrating coffee, chaos, questionable decisions and the everyday reality of being a supposedly responsible adult.

The inside is left blank so you can add your own birthday message, whether that's something heartfelt, something ridiculous or a reminder of all the things they used to care about.