Funny / rude Christmas donkey.

Forget boring Christmas cards and give someone a festive greeting they’re actually going to remember! Our Merry Kiss My Ass Donkey Christmas Card combines classic Christmas cheer with a wonderfully cheeky sense of humour. At the centre of the colourful design is a mischievous, winking donkey posing proudly in a magical snowy Christmas setting, accompanied by the brilliantly rude festive greeting “Merry Kiss-My-Ass.”

The illustration is packed with seasonal detail. A beautifully decorated Christmas tree glows with colourful ornaments and lights, presents sit waiting in the snow, and a cosy illuminated cottage creates a warm winter backdrop. Snowflakes sparkle against the deep blue night sky while Christmas greenery, berries, bows, baubles and multicoloured fairy lights form a vibrant festive border. The result is a Christmas card that looks wonderfully seasonal while delivering a joke that is anything but traditional.

This funny donkey Christmas card is a great choice for friends, best mates, brothers, sisters, partners, coworkers and family members who enjoy sarcastic, cheeky or slightly rude humour. It’s particularly suited to that person who rolls their eyes at overly sentimental Christmas cards and would much rather receive something that makes them laugh. Whether it produces a huge grin, a groan or an affectionate eye-roll, it certainly won’t disappear unnoticed into a pile of ordinary Christmas greetings.

The playful donkey artwork also makes the joke instantly recognisable, turning “ass” into a visual punchline as well as part of the festive message. It’s ideal for anyone searching for a funny Christmas card, rude Christmas card, sarcastic Christmas greeting, donkey Christmas card, adult Xmas card or novelty Christmas card that offers something different from conventional seasonal designs.

Send it through the post, give it alongside a Christmas present, add it to a Secret Santa gift, or hand it directly to someone who appreciates your particular sense of humour. It can work equally well as a funny card between close friends, a cheeky greeting between couples, or a light-hearted Christmas surprise for that family member who is notoriously difficult to buy cards for.

Christmas doesn’t always have to be sentimental. Sometimes the best festive greeting is colourful, ridiculous, slightly rude and guaranteed to raise a smile. With its winking donkey, snowy Christmas scene and unmistakable Merry Kiss My Ass message, this card brings all four together in one gloriously cheeky festive design.

Please note: This design contains mildly rude adult humour, so it may not be suitable for every recipient. Please check your chosen card size, finish, envelope and personalisation options on the product page before ordering.